So now that we have seen all of the films competing in our little Venice Days section, we have to speak up. Here is a precise reconstruction of a dialogue between Simon and Sven that totally happened exactly this way:
Sven: Hey Simon! I was totally fed up with [insert name of film here]’s ending. There was just way to little self castration going on.
Simon: I completely agree. If only anybody could have come up with alternative endings to those films.
Sven: But who could do something like that?
Simon (after 5 hours of deliberation and chin stroking): Hey Sven! Maybe WE should do that!
Sven: What a great suggestion, Simon! Also, I think you are very handsome.
Simon: Wow, thanks Sven, you too.